Alone in My Hideout
And if it’s OK, I’ll leave the door chain on — can you push them through the crack?
Funny
According to Science
This winter, Seattle was slammed with record-breaking snow — and now we know why!
A Modern Stone Age Family
The Great Gazoo from planet Zetox, pictured to the left, was voiced by Harvey Korman, later to become famous on The Carol Burnett Show and Blazing Saddles.
Sounds of Contentment
Especially when you get it on the first try. The simple things in life are so often the best.
In the Wild
Pretty much every parent in the world can instantly relate to this.
“How Can I Reach You?”
Note: If you call by phone, don’t leave a voicemail since it’s unlikely I’ll ever call you back: after all, I didn’t answer, did I? Start over with #1.
Don’t Call Me
“A hospital? What is it?” “It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.”
What Are the Odds?
Not that I expect ticket sales to go down — but stop with phone fiddling while driving!
Pajama Game
As for me, my suit and ties have gathered a lot of dust just hanging there all these years.
Choosy Mothers
Even if vaccines did cause autism (and they don’t!), they’d still be worth it: the odds of severe disability or death are much higher than the fake risk.