Relatively Friendly
I’d give anything to my best friend! Well, I’d at least loan it to him, but at a discounted interest rate.
Funny
The Eternal Question
Hey, if you don’t know by now, maybe you should wear the Cone of Shame!
Nor Your SSD
In the Olden Days of computing, defragmentation of your hard disk was a good idea. It’s less so these days, and actually wrong to do with a Solid State Drive.
Development of Expertise
So dude: are you sure you want to continue down that path of escalating lies?
Knowing Your Left from Your Right
But we never learn: we keep flipping back and forth, one to the other, when they let us down.
What the Hell?
She sure yells a lot too. She’ll say, “Are you listening to me?” and I say “That’s a weird way to start a conversation!” and there she goes again.
Pet Peeve (2 of 2)
Interrupted only by “I’m weak from hunger” every 5 minutes.
Pet Peeve (1 of 2)
On the other hand, they’d probably text “I’m weak from hunger” every 5 minutes.
Dark Matter 2
2 of 2 (see previous) The Czech Republic leads in beer consumption, with more than 137 liters sold per capita in 2017 (Statista).
Dark Matter
Over 2.25 billion cups of coffee are consumed in the world every day. 1 of 2 (see next)