Necessity is the Mother of Invention
I’ll get the lawn chairs ready and make a beer run. We’ve got a lot of eating to do.
Funny
Career Path
When opportunity knocks, you’ll open the door and find ..no one is there.
Now That Mother’s Day is Over
She’s still a good mother: she carried me for 9 months physically, and for 29 years financially.
Mother’s Day
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Kung POW (Right In His Eye)
The Mastercard “Priceless” campaign is 20 years old this year.
Brave New World
I like that this is positioned right next to a big Brother printer. They’re everywhere! P.S.: If you do have an Amazon Echo, ask that question: there’s an answer ready!
And They Said We Weren’t All the Same
And yes, your girlfriend just might be manlier than you…
When Mommy is a Marine
Wish I knew who the gal is — I’d love to have her behind me anytime I had to venture into a dark alley.
That’s Not Funny
My actual philosophy on whether a topic is OK for joking was best expressed by Dennis Miller…
Needless to Say
Luckily, the “right cross response” and slapping seem to be out of fashion these days.