The Wakeup
They’re not doctors. They don’t even play one on TV. Playing one on the Internet makes them look like the obliviots they are.
Funny
The Other Opposite Sex
This is the follow-on to last week’s The Opposite Sex, where I asked the ladies what the opposite of that meme would be.
The Opposite Sex
OK ladies, help me out! What’s the opposite of this meme? Best reply gets made for next week.
Four Months to Go
If there is a god, She has a wicked sense of humor. And we still have a third of the year to go!
Keep Your Hand on the Throttle
Well, one of the reasons, anyway.
Clarification
The world gets it. A segment of America and Brazil don’t, and we can’t let them dictate the smart people’s deaths, because then what would we have left?
The Art of the Compromise
No one really knows how the parties get to yes. The pieces that are sacrificed in ev’ry game of chess. We just assume that it happens, but no one else is in the Zoom where it happens.
Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One
Having the ability to think without being pressured by fools gives you such an advantage.
Venn Diagram
Of course, I’m not really going to hell: I have an unlimited supply of Get Out of Hell Free cards!
The Four Stages
Or to put it another way: pudgy, slender, widening, and floppy. Sigh!