Keep Your Hand on the Throttle
Well, one of the reasons, anyway.
Funny
Clarification
The world gets it. A segment of America and Brazil don’t, and we can’t let them dictate the smart people’s deaths, because then what would we have left?
The Art of the Compromise
No one really knows how the parties get to yes. The pieces that are sacrificed in ev’ry game of chess. We just assume that it happens, but no one else is in the Zoom where it happens.
Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One
Having the ability to think without being pressured by fools gives you such an advantage.
Venn Diagram
Of course, I’m not really going to hell: I have an unlimited supply of Get Out of Hell Free cards!
The Four Stages
Or to put it another way: pudgy, slender, widening, and floppy. Sigh!
It Takes a Village
“Bartender! Another vodka and 7!” “I’m your wife, not a bartender. And I really think you’ve had more than enough.”
Choices, Choices
As the U.S. zooms toward 100,000 deaths, we should understand that we are far from done with this. We have a lot more people to think about this Memorial Day.
Enforcing Social Distance
I wouldn’t say science fiction writers lacked vision, but did ANY describe pool-noodle hats to enforce social distancing? Yeah, I didn’t read that one either.
You Know It’s Gonna Happen
Operators are standing by. A licensed attorney will assist you in joining the class action. Monetary reward is not guaranteed (except for us).