When is the last time you stopped to think about how good you have it? Johnny Joey “Triple J” Jones joined the U.S. Marines right out of high school. He served as a Explosive Ordnance Disposal tech in Iraq and Afghanistan, defusing bombs. He lost both legs above the knees in Afghanistan when he was … See the Meme
She’s still a good mother: she carried me for 9 months physically, and for 29 years financially.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
I sure as hell hope you didn’t think I’d do some stupid mayonnaise joke!
Enough to make most hard-core F&SF fans sputter.
Yeah, I know some of you will be upset that this isn’t more religious, and thus instead show a picture of a bunny, or dyed eggs. But I don’t want to hear a peep from any of you!
Normally, we can all relate to this “caution” meme. But despite it being April 15 (“tax day” in the United States), it isn’t this year — because it’s a Saturday. But it’s not Monday, either: Washington D.C. celebrates Emancipation Day (anything for a holiday for workers there!) That is normally April 16, but that’s a Sunday, … See the Meme
(Yes, I know: it’s obviously a Photoshop job. Just a clever one, and it’s as I found it going around. That’s part of why it’s marked “Satire”.)
Whoever told me to follow my heart is going to get shanked. Follow your brain. Your heart’s an obliviot.