Large Following
Yeah, I know, I know: that just stinks. But that’s the way it is.
Online Life
Good Advice
Who are you going to believe: someone who spent more than a decade studying, or a celebrity who heard something once? (I know, I know: the celebrity, but stay with me here.)
No Escape
I hit “Control” every time the boss walks by, but that never works either.
And That’s Before Sharing
These numbers will rise substantially when someone’s light bulb burns out, so they share it again to complain no one has changed it for them yet.
Understanding Reactions
Except on the political posts, when “coffee” is replaced by “booze”.
Seek But Ye May Not Find
And of course it says “thread closed” and there’s no way to contact the poster to ask, “Did you find a solution?”
Makes Me Grumpy
And sorry, but it’s true. Goodbye Tardar Sauce (her real name).
Just So You Know
It will be a struggle that I will have to bear. Please carry on without me. (If you didn’t already know, my primary presence on Facebook is here.)
Obsession
“See, that’s exactly the problem with you! You call them ‘strangers’, but they’re my people!”
A Font of Knowledge
So many are sans a comedic sense. (If you don’t “get it,” this article from the staid BBC will help.)