All these and more found recently on Twitter. Really: spelling counts! Colon* is not cologne**. * The section of the large intestine extending from the cecum to the rectum. ** A scented liquid made of alcohol and various fragrant oils. Also called eau de cologne. (Source: American Heritage Dictionary)
I’ll bet you can come up with more ways in the comments. And seriously, stop it with the auto-play videos!
I like that this is positioned right next to a big Brother printer. They’re everywhere! P.S.: If you do have an Amazon Echo, ask that question: there’s an answer ready!
People should have to pass a test to be allowed to have a “Reply All” function on their email. Via Spam Primer. (Yeah, another one of mine. I have a lot of sites — most of them are about thinking in one way or another.)
Of course, I later learned how to spell and write complete sentences, so maybe I came out ahead …thanks to the extra minerals.
You are dated the instant you have to ask what “lmk” or “idk” or “ftw” means.
And since I think some will whine at this one, a quote from Dennis Miller:
Very late at night also works well. The best use ever for unlimited-texting “burner” phones.
Found on a public safety forum (note the “thin blue line”), but really, this is good advice for everybody.