I Still Have a Dumb Phone
And the sooner the better, dang it!
Online Life
Spelling Counts
All these and more found recently on Twitter.
An Unfortunate Metaphor
I’ll bet you can come up with more ways in the comments. And seriously, stop it with the auto-play videos!
Brave New World
I like that this is positioned right next to a big Brother printer. They’re everywhere! P.S.: If you do have an Amazon Echo, ask that question: there’s an answer ready!
True Story
People should have to pass a test to be allowed to have a “Reply All” function on their email. Via Spam Primer. (Yeah, another one of mine. I have a lot of sites — most of them are about thinking in one way or another.)
Kids Today
Of course, I later learned how to spell and write complete sentences, so maybe I came out ahead …thanks to the extra minerals.
Hash Tag? You Mean Pound Sign?
You are dated the instant you have to ask what “lmk” or “idk” or “ftw” means.
Quote of the Day
And since I think some will whine at this one, a quote from Dennis Miller:
My Hobby on Weekends
Very late at night also works well. The best use ever for unlimited-texting “burner” phones.
Words to Live By
Found on a public safety forum (note the “thin blue line”), but really, this is good advice for everybody.