Everyone Needs One
If you’re looking for Tupperware, I’ve got some hidden in my kitchen and I’ll bet you can’t find it!
Random
Planning for the Future
We are certainly not going to “destroy the planet.” That doesn’t mean we won’t destroy ourselves trying.
Married Life
But now we can yell “WHAT” through Skype, Google Hangouts, Voxer, telephones, cell phones, text messages, IM, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, and Whats App.
Seek and Ye Shall Find
Wanna Have Fun!? Search Amazon for Books on “Nude Photography”… and then Watch the Ads that Follow You Around the Web for the Next Week!The catch? The resulting ads won’t be as interesting as the Amazon search results.
It Mellows You Out …and Lifts You Up
And I’d hate to go that long without access to high-quality cream.
It’s Obvious in Black and White
Once you see it, it becomes blinding.
Putting the Fun Back in Funerals
Boy, I sure hope that chute can be pointed in another direction. It’s nice to know that some morticians can be chipper!
Be the Reason
“Iced tea.” With that smile?! Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
Daylight Saving Time
Well, if it was someone from hell, then clearly it was a government bureaucrat.
Newspeak Ain’t All Bad
“Newspeak” was the language mandated by the totalitarian state ruled by “the Party” in the world of Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell. Newspeak is a controlled language, of restricted grammar and limited vocabulary, a linguistic design meant to limit the freedom of thought.