What Are the Odds?
Not that I expect ticket sales to go down — but stop with phone fiddling while driving!
Not that I expect ticket sales to go down — but stop with phone fiddling while driving!
I’m not working to be better than you. I’m working to be better than I was yesterday.
So many waste so much time and energy over what others think about them. Don’t worry about it until you already place value in their opinions.
As for me, my suit and ties have gathered a lot of dust just hanging there all these years.
Do the people that say “just retrace your steps” to remember why you’re here actually believe that works?
That’s the problem with this country: double standards! They demand I “go get a job,” but the babies? They want them to sleep all day!
No, don’t come visit. I need the driveway clear because I’m expecting a package from Amazon …every day.
The worst part of my Mondays is hearing everyone whine and complain about their Mondays.
Hey, if you don’t know by now, maybe you should wear the Cone of Shame!
So dude: are you sure you want to continue down that path of escalating lies?