The Thanks I Get
I don’t suppose you’d be interested in dinner tonight…?
Weird
Doing My Part to Help
It … could … work! The first meeting is in my office.
It Only Seems Like They’re Everywhere
In fact, I think most people are pretty cool. It’s the others that give us an opportunity to learn the lesson they provided. For the story behind this photo, see ThisIsTrue.com/bikiniman
No Really: It Was an Accident
Don’t get any bright ideas.
A Matter of Taste
While your dishes are spotless and your furniture shiny, your guts rot from the inside out. And yes, really:
Everyone Needs One
If you’re looking for Tupperware, I’ve got some hidden in my kitchen and I’ll bet you can’t find it!
Stormtroopers
Of course, then they’d be able to hit their targets, so best not to try it.
Foul Fall Fad
Yes, the sign is real: I took the photo myself.
Planning Ahead
When I was a kid, I’d hide notes in odd places with messages like “I put this here October 6, 1975. What took you so long to find it?” This guy took that idea to the 12th degree.
That Time of the Year
Where do you think it comes from? (On the other hand, see tomorrow’s entry for another theory….)