The 2020s in a Nutshell
I have no idea what he really thinks of Elon’s chips. But maybe Elon does….
Criminals
What Are Those Doorjamb Things For?
Damn. 7-Elevens too? Double damn!
After Black Friday
I know that eventually they’ll catch on and stop, so then I’ll put it on a neighbor’s porch. #&*@ the porch pirates!
Think Again
It doesn’t matter how she’s dressed: she’s a human who deserves dignity and security, just like you.
Oh Yes There Is!
The judge will decide. I don’t need to say this is humor, and obviously not the situation depicted in the photo by photographer Chris Yarzab (cropped for this use) …right?
Murder Scene
I mean really: just because he’s a murderer doesn’t mean he doesn’t have to follow the well-established rules of grammar and spelling.
It Only Seems Like They’re Everywhere
In fact, I think most people are pretty cool. It’s the others that give us an opportunity to learn the lesson they provided. For the story behind this photo, see ThisIsTrue.com/bikiniman
Fidget Spinners
They’re not just for kids — and never have been!
Why They Need Training in Prisons
If he had crossed out “Hamilton” and put in “Jackson” he might have gotten away with it — but probably not once Harriet Tubman is on the front.
Body Cameras
Seriously: just about every public official ought to be wearing them — with the public being able to randomly view interactions.