There is Truth in Humor
Joey Adams (1911–1999) was an American comedian and New York Post humor columnist.
Funny
Still Looking
Yes, I know that’s the very point, ye who the antenna swung right past — go with the humor! (Photo: Very Large Array in New Mexico, Wikipedia)
Number Blocked
Really: I promise! Oh, and phone spammers? I don’t answer calls from anyone not in my phonebook, either. Go get a real job.
The Thanks I Get
I don’t suppose you’d be interested in dinner tonight…?
An Awful Lot of Talking
Dorothy: “How can you talk, if you haven’t got a brain?” Scarecrow: “I don’t know. But, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t they?” Dorothy: “Yes. I guess, you’re right.” Sure enough!
It Matters.
From the training manual for IRS agents when they look over your tax return. If the latter, you can expect an audit.
The Future is Here
Seriously: have you seen how some people drive? You want them flying near you? Let’s keep cars on the ground …and I’ll take one of these! (The car, in case anyone doesn’t know, is a Tesla Model S, which is fully electric.)
It Didn’t Make a Sound
I know I rag on Facebook a lot, but in reality I think it’s …mostly a waste of time. Certainly there are positive aspects, but really: do you limit your involvement in social media to only the positive aspects you claim?
April Fools?
OK, here you go: a religious theme this year for those who thought last year’s Easter meme was irreverent. You can hardly expect me to let an Easter April Fools Day go by without a post! (Photo: Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments — Paramount Pictures, 1956, when the world was still black & white.)
The Evident Corollary
Price tags aren’t just expressed in money.