Service with a Smile
“Well, if you didn’t want ‘that much damage’ you shouldn’t have been so careless in the first place.”
Funny
There’s Support, and Then There’s Support
Stupid me: I’ve been using mine for a doorstop! Thought this would be a good follow-on to Friday’s post. (When choosing categories for this one, I debated about whether to click “Religion” — and while typing this, I decided the answer had to be yes.)
Above My Desk
It was turned over to the new owner yesterday. And yes, this is real: my desk was at this window. I wonder how long it will take him to notice it, and whether he’ll “get it.” One hopes! I like “real life” memes. 🙂
Hi, I’m Clippy!
“BUT ITS’ GRAYED OUT I CANT CLICK IT!!!!!!!!” Take a breath. Whatever it is probably won’t matter to you next week.
Just Admit It
Of course, when they then ask you “¿Hablas español?” or “Spreek je Nederlands?” and you stand there blinking at them, they’ll know you’re an obliviot.
All or None
Attributed to Abraham Lincoln, but there is no record of him actually saying it.
Not Even Once!
If you didn’t already know: René Descartes (1596-1650), Isaac Newton (1642-1726), Albert Einstein (1879-1955), and Stephen Hawking (1942-2018).
If You Can Smell It, It’s Too Strong
Yep: that’s a coal mine. And seriously: ask people if your scent is too strong. If they say yes, believe them — just a touch really is enough …and often too much.
Forget Chemtrails
They mostly — but not always — attack (and beam up test subjects for those anal probes) in the summer.
GDPR Baloney
Seriously: EVERY web site uses cookies. We all know that. Stop with the popup notices!