Planning Ahead
When I was a kid, I’d hide notes in odd places with messages like “I put this here October 6, 1975. What took you so long to find it?” This guy took that idea to the 12th degree.
Funny
Stay Within the Lines
Oscar Levant (1906–1972) was an American pianist, composer, author, comedian, and actor. He was as famous for his mordant character and witticisms, on the radio and in movies and television, as for his music. (Illustration: George Wachsteter (1911–2004))
My Considered Opinion
Uh oh: she’s clearly thinking about it. Better run!
Intelligence Test
“They” say there are different kinds of intelligence.
The Ultimate Chick Flick
Or, as TV writer Rick Polito put it in a 1998 TV listing, “Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.”
Speed is Relative
Choose One: “The world would be a much [better|worse] place if everyone drove like I do.”
On Further Consideration
Seriously: have you read what most people are saying in their posts and comments? And that’s even before you consider spelling and grammar…. Of course, if you think it all looks great, then, um, never mind.
AI: Already Malevolent?
Hell, even without the hurricane I’d be pretty wary of “exploring” a local park at 2:57 AM! “Artificial Intelligence”’s first attempt to lure in easy victims?
Near the Murder Mystery Section
I should have realized she was in on the conspiracy from the start.
Chuck’s Horrifying Realization
Where do you think it comes from? (On the other hand, see yesterday’s entry for another theory….)