Non-Handshake Deal
Yes, we should take the COVID-19 coronavirus seriously, but panic always makes things worse. Think before acting, and wash your damned hands.
Medical
Backwards
He went GAGA AT her lack of TACT, and she AT his TAT of his CAT. (Yes, I know many won’t “get” that line.)
For Optimum Health
My go-to: three-shot Americano with cream (preferably real, not wimpy “half and half”), no sweetener. Smooth!
Good Advice
Who are you going to believe: someone who spent more than a decade studying, or a celebrity who heard something once? (I know, I know: the celebrity, but stay with me here.)
Who Did You Expect?
Doctor, doctor, give me the news; I’ve got a bad case of lovin’ you. No pill’s gonna cure my ill; I’ve got a bad case of lovin’ you. —Robert Palmer
The Holiday Setback
As usual, the hard part is going back the other way this spring to get ready for summer….
Breathe Wrong
But hey, at least he’s still sleeping soundly. Maybe, dare I say, more soundly?
Not Worth It
Bacon hasn’t killed me yet — but the taste of kale just might.
Coming Soon
The U.S. spends more on healthcare than other rich countries, but has the worst results in lifespan and infant mortality.
It Only Goes So Far
Day 2: start with the Oreos and ice cream, and see how it goes the rest of the day.