Attention Idiots
Sign reportedly posted at Alamo Tactical in San Antonio, Texas, and has reportedly been there in various forms for several years now.
Thinking
Pet Peeve
Seriously, guys: do you ever actually read what you write? The text stories on TV news station reports are especially bad on this point.
A Study of Women
Her influential approach to history has been described as a tribute to “the silent work of ordinary people.”
Your Career Path
If we want our youth to learn to think for themselves, we’re going to have to stand by while they make their own mistakes — just like you did.
Their Only Use is Destruction
Seriously: can you argue with the logic?
Think Outside the Pizza Box
Never tell an engineer something is impossible — unless you really need it done.
It Seemed like a Good Idea at the Time
Remember those late night texts? The person on the receiving end does. And, don’t worry, your phone can remind you of your indiscretions once your blurry vision clears up.
Are We What We Believe?
The difference between Christians and atheists isn’t all that big: there are at least 2,500 gods that humans believe in. Christians don’t believe in 2,500+ of them, and atheists don’t believe in 2,501+ of them.
Woe is Me!
Dag-nab-it! I’ll have to find a new hobby…
Use It Or Lose It
With the craze of the celebratory holiday coming up (tomorrow, fyi) let’s all remember to look up (from our glowing screens) and be aware of the world around us.