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13 September 20206 December 2019 Bureaucracy, Funny, Holidays, Satire

Federal regulations protect you from that …if you pay attention.

I know that eventually they’ll catch on and stop, so then I’ll put it on a neighbor’s porch. #&*@ the porch pirates!

29 November 2019 Funny, Holidays

Go shopping today?! Not on your life. Today through the end of the year is the span for me staying a minimum of 5 miles from any mall.

This is one exercise that should definitely be done slowly and deliberately.

As usual, the hard part is going back the other way this spring to get ready for summer….

But of course you’re not on my list! Certainly not. Perish the …uh… thought.

15 November 2019 Funny, Medical, Relationships

But hey, at least he’s still sleeping soundly. Maybe, dare I say, more soundly?

1 November 2019 Funny, Language, Weird

Complaints about this one? Join the queue, which currently stretches to El Salvador.

28 October 2019 Funny, Holidays, Satire, TV/Movies

Then Cinderella ran screaming into the night, and was never seen nor heard from ever, ever again. The end. Well, Happy Halloween anyway.

And it’s critical that you never, ever forget them.