Black Friday
Go shopping today?! Not on your life. Today through the end of the year is the span for me staying a minimum of 5 miles from any mall.
Funny
Staying in Shape
This is one exercise that should definitely be done slowly and deliberately.
The Holiday Setback
As usual, the hard part is going back the other way this spring to get ready for summer….
Bad Advice
But of course you’re not on my list! Certainly not. Perish the …uh… thought.
Breathe Wrong
But hey, at least he’s still sleeping soundly. Maybe, dare I say, more soundly?
Get In the Queue
Complaints about this one? Join the queue, which currently stretches to El Salvador.
Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Then Cinderella ran screaming into the night, and was never seen nor heard from ever, ever again. The end. Well, Happy Halloween anyway.
Vital Life Knowledge
And it’s critical that you never, ever forget them.
Oh Yes There Is!
The judge will decide. I don’t need to say this is humor, and obviously not the situation depicted in the photo by photographer Chris Yarzab (cropped for this use) …right?
Fountain of Youth
My favorite: Sobieski Espresso vodka (Poland, made from rye — but discontinued, the bastards!) with Stirrings Espresso liqueur (USA, also discontinued).