In 5 Years
It’s been more than two decades since Bulmash wrote one of the first super-viral online posts, the April 1997 ‘McDonald’s Job Application’.
Funny
Imagine That
My friends have always known they can count on me.
Some Assembly Required
And the assembly guide is 240 pages!
Understanding Reactions
Except on the political posts, when “coffee” is replaced by “booze”.
Just Like Children
You know, when you get down to it, it really is a terribly low bar.
Get a Clue
Yep: everyone is at least somewhat insecure (except maybe the narcissists/sociopaths). Just work hard and you can pull ahead of those who don’t.
Not Worth It
Bacon hasn’t killed me yet — but the taste of kale just might.
Without Compromise
Except criminals: for them, it’s one strike and they’re out — for life!
Cleaning Up
Wait… $8.95 for 250 ml?! They’re Robin us!
Red, White & Blue
OK, you laughed, but this is how some in the world picture us. My real Independence Day post, from a couple of years ago, can’t be topped.