Situational Awareness
Buddies have sometimes taken a police car, but they not only didn’t get home, it was a lot more expensive.
Funny
The Boss
You do, of course, remember when I first applied for the job.
And That’s Before Sharing
These numbers will rise substantially when someone’s light bulb burns out, so they share it again to complain no one has changed it for them yet.
Together at Last
I’ll bet that’s where my car keys are too.
Totally Appropriate
It also teaches children another important truth: the wrong words at the wrong time can lead to someone’s death.
Vermont Pure
I mean really: did they even hire an actual designer?!
Consolation
Or should that be Monday the whatevernd? Well, happy Triskaidekaphobia Day.
Pull It Together
Why worry about what someone thinks if you don’t value their opinion in the first place?
Just Sayin’
What were you “witnessing” and who were the perpetrators? Don’t make us “good cop/bad cop” you!
Lonely Road
“How far are you going?” he finally asked. “All the way,” I said.