Like Clockwork
“Who’s going to help with dishes? … Hello? … Anybody?”
Funny
A Diller of a Time
She ought to know: she had six children (and outlived three of them).
I’m a Believer
And if you remember 1966, when the song was originally released (as I do), you’re definitely a rock old-timer! And hey, now that you have it going through your head anyway:
Did You Hear That?
I hate it when he tells me that.
Dog Food
Pizza! Come here girl! Piiiizzzzzzaaaaaaaaaa! (Yes, I know the hour this is posted. Why do you ask?)
Except, of Course, Nuns
Yep, nuns can dress any way they like — as long as it doesn’t become a habit.
Yin and Yang
If love is “grand,” what is divorce? A hundred grand, or more.
The Stakes are High
If you see something, spell it correctly.
That’s One Way to Look at It
Perspective is everything.
Seriously Useful
Of course, the “Mute” button would be really helpful too.