Above My Desk
It was turned over to the new owner yesterday. And yes, this is real: my desk was at this window. I wonder how long it will take him to notice it, and whether he’ll “get it.” One hopes! I like “real life” memes. 🙂
Funny
Hi, I’m Clippy!
“BUT ITS’ GRAYED OUT I CANT CLICK IT!!!!!!!!” Take a breath. Whatever it is probably won’t matter to you next week.
Just Admit It
Of course, when they then ask you “¿Hablas español?” or “Spreek je Nederlands?” and you stand there blinking at them, they’ll know you’re an obliviot.
All or None
Attributed to Abraham Lincoln, but there is no record of him actually saying it.
Not Even Once!
If you didn’t already know: René Descartes (1596-1650), Isaac Newton (1642-1726), Albert Einstein (1879-1955), and Stephen Hawking (1942-2018).
If You Can Smell It, It’s Too Strong
Yep: that’s a coal mine. And seriously: ask people if your scent is too strong. If they say yes, believe them — just a touch really is enough …and often too much.
Forget Chemtrails
They mostly — but not always — attack (and beam up test subjects for those anal probes) in the summer.
GDPR Baloney
Seriously: EVERY web site uses cookies. We all know that. Stop with the popup notices!
An Important Lesson
Photo: The 16th President with his youngest son, Tad (1864), educating him with the laptop of his time.
Mom’s Always Right
Happy Mother’s Day. Now: say something nice to your mom. (Yep: even if she’s dead. You’ve been surprised before that she could hear you!)