Mom’s Always Right
Happy Mother’s Day. Now: say something nice to your mom. (Yep: even if she’s dead. You’ve been surprised before that she could hear you!)
Funny
You Got This
Belief is easy. Support is harder. Which do you really want from your friends?
Follow the Directions
Of course if that doesn’t work review the earlier meme, This Gives Me a Headache.
Nature is Amazing
News Item: “A third of millennials believe the Earth is flat” says a British company of Americans (not everyone on, well, Earth) after a survey. Well, not quite….
There is Truth in Humor
Joey Adams (1911–1999) was an American comedian and New York Post humor columnist.
Still Looking
Yes, I know that’s the very point, ye who the antenna swung right past — go with the humor! (Photo: Very Large Array in New Mexico, Wikipedia)
Number Blocked
Really: I promise! Oh, and phone spammers? I don’t answer calls from anyone not in my phonebook, either. Go get a real job.
The Thanks I Get
I don’t suppose you’d be interested in dinner tonight…?
An Awful Lot of Talking
Dorothy: “How can you talk, if you haven’t got a brain?” Scarecrow: “I don’t know. But, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t they?” Dorothy: “Yes. I guess, you’re right.” Sure enough!
It Matters.
From the training manual for IRS agents when they look over your tax return. If the latter, you can expect an audit.