Out of Season
However, it is probably fair to say you have been baited.
Funny
On-the-Job Hazards
Of course, we can usually tell more stories about them than they can about us. Remember that, doc!
A Matter of Taste
While your dishes are spotless and your furniture shiny, your guts rot from the inside out. And yes, really:
A Future Problem
You know you’re on a supersonic airliner when the flight attendant slaps you before you can even say anything.
Actions Speak Louder
Did you know it often takes less time to “do” than it does to “think” about doing?
A Scary Thought
Do you dare rise to the challenge? For some, it’s a really scary prospect.
Stormtroopers
Of course, then they’d be able to hit their targets, so best not to try it.
Doomsday Breakout
It could be worse: you could have to run from them. So brush up on that cardio; you merely have to be a little bit faster than the other guy.
All Tabs are Lost
There’s just no such thing as a perfect web browser.
We All Have That Friend….
You want my advice? It’s this: never ask for my advice.