Disturbing News
You never know when — or where — someone is going to whisper something into your ear.
Funny
Age Well Earned
Own those lines across your face: you earned them! They are the map of a life well lived.
The Online Cure
Surprisingly, the doctor agreed with the diagnosis. He said if the usual dose of Placebo doesn’t work, he can increase the dose.
It Mellows You Out …and Lifts You Up
And I’d hate to go that long without access to high-quality cream.
Your Full English Breakfast
When I saw this with the “What’s Missing?” caption on Facebook, my immediate thought was “a cardiologist.” And, an English breakfast? Yeah: baked beans, bangers, roasted tomatoes, and HP sauce definitely tag it as British. What do you think it’s “missing”?
Twisted Humor
Yeah, I know: you’re at the end of your rope when it comes to terrible puns, so I look forward to seeing the comments thread.
Think Outside the Pizza Box
Never tell an engineer something is impossible — unless you really need it done.
It Was Just a Fling
Oh, Veronica! I told you not to! Jimmy Buffett says “It’s a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling,” so be sure to think before you ink.
Obliviots Hurt More Than Other People
On the other hand, with our luck it it’s sometimes not them….
Short Shopping List
Yeah, like if the cashier did notice, this would be in her top 50 of weird checkouts.