I’ll bet that’s where my car keys are too.
It also teaches children another important truth: the wrong words at the wrong time can lead to someone’s death.
I mean really: did they even hire an actual designer?!
Or should that be Monday the whatevernd? Well, happy Triskaidekaphobia Day.
Why worry about what someone thinks if you don’t value their opinion in the first place?
What were you “witnessing” and who were the perpetrators? Don’t make us “good cop/bad cop” you!
“How far are you going?” he finally asked. “All the way,” I said.
Bulmash says that “years after my job application joke, I’m still feeling the need to smart-ass the job hunting process.” It’s been more than two decades since my long-time buddy Greg Bulmash wrote one of the first super-viral online posts, his April 1997 McDonald’s Job Application humor piece that someone started forwarding around the Internet … See the Meme
My friends have always known they can count on me.
And the assembly guide is 240 pages!