In This Day and Age
On the other hand, when is the last time you saw a tree Tweeting? No, I mean the online kind….
Funny
No Escape
I hit “Control” every time the boss walks by, but that never works either.
Sacrilegious
Federal regulations protect you from that …if you pay attention.
After Black Friday
I know that eventually they’ll catch on and stop, so then I’ll put it on a neighbor’s porch. #&*@ the porch pirates!
Black Friday
Go shopping today?! Not on your life. Today through the end of the year is the span for me staying a minimum of 5 miles from any mall.
Staying in Shape
This is one exercise that should definitely be done slowly and deliberately.
The Holiday Setback
As usual, the hard part is going back the other way this spring to get ready for summer….
Bad Advice
But of course you’re not on my list! Certainly not. Perish the …uh… thought.
Breathe Wrong
But hey, at least he’s still sleeping soundly. Maybe, dare I say, more soundly?
Get In the Queue
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