Large Following
Yeah, I know, I know: that just stinks. But that’s the way it is.
Funny
Good Advice
Who are you going to believe: someone who spent more than a decade studying, or a celebrity who heard something once? (I know, I know: the celebrity, but stay with me here.)
Rabbit Ears
And as ever, yanking on their “ears” is another effective option.
You’re SO Old
Happily, for most older means wiser. If you don’t want to be ignored then, you need to stop ignoring them now.
Burning the Midnight Oil
There’s no way they’d do something sneaky in the middle of the night …right?
Who Did You Expect?
Doctor, doctor, give me the news; I’ve got a bad case of lovin’ you. No pill’s gonna cure my ill; I’ve got a bad case of lovin’ you. —Robert Palmer
Holiday Cheer
At least I’m getting a lot of exercise by having to get up from my chair to change the channel.
In This Day and Age
On the other hand, when is the last time you saw a tree Tweeting? No, I mean the online kind….
No Escape
I hit “Control” every time the boss walks by, but that never works either.
Sacrilegious
Federal regulations protect you from that …if you pay attention.