Just Like Children
You know, when you get down to it, it really is a terribly low bar.
Funny
Get a Clue
Yep: everyone is at least somewhat insecure (except maybe the narcissists/sociopaths). Just work hard and you can pull ahead of those who don’t.
Not Worth It
Bacon hasn’t killed me yet — but the taste of kale just might.
Without Compromise
Except criminals: for them, it’s one strike and they’re out — for life!
Cleaning Up
Wait… $8.95 for 250 ml?! They’re Robin us!
Red, White & Blue
OK, you laughed, but this is how some in the world picture us. My real Independence Day post, from a couple of years ago, can’t be topped.
Who Needs to Sleep?!
Who needs to sleep? Me. I’ll talk to you at 10:00 a.m. Maybe.
Don’t Let Them Get to You
“Obliviot” is the word for the kind of person we all run across (and sometimes are) at times, as suggested by This is True readers, RR’s sister publication.
Do You Hear That?
On the other hand, they’re pretty mean: my hard drive crashed, and they wouldn’t give me a copy of their backup.
Mirror Mirror
I’ve always wondered about this. Nice to have the answer from someone I can trust!