Just So You Know
It will be a struggle that I will have to bear. Please carry on without me. (If you didn’t already know, my primary presence on Facebook is here.)
Funny
For Your Health
Barista! Hit me again!
Just Not Fair
That’s the problem with this country: double standards! They demand I “go get a job,” but the babies? They want them to sleep all day!
No Trespassing
No, don’t come visit. I need the driveway clear because I’m expecting a package from Amazon …every day.
By Men, for Men
Sorry, this was sold out within an hour of announcement. Reserve early for next year! (Meanwhile, romantics will have to be content with last year’s more sappy Valentine’s meme.)
Ya Gotta Believe
I’ve seen it attributed to Kurt Vonnegut. Supposedly the full context is….
Accurate Definition
But the adults typically don’t pay the teens anywhere near enough.
Murder Scene
I mean really: just because he’s a murderer doesn’t mean he doesn’t have to follow the well-established rules of grammar and spelling.
Cold As Hell
Hell, Michigan, is real too: not actually a city, it’s an unincorporated community in Putnam Township, about 15 miles north of Ann Arbor.
Obsession
“See, that’s exactly the problem with you! You call them ‘strangers’, but they’re my people!”