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What To Do?

10 June 2019 Funny, Obliviots, Thinking

“What’re ya gonna be doing tomorrow?” Same thing, son. Same thing.

13 September 20203 June 2019 Funny, Obliviots, Science, Thinking

Couldn’t resist just one more — ideas are coming in from all around the world!

31 May 201931 May 2019 Funny, Obliviots, Science, Thinking

It’s Flat Earth Week at Randy’s Random. Also see Monday’s and Wednesday’s.

31 May 201929 May 2019 Funny, Obliviots, Science, Thinking

It’s Flat Earth Week at Randy’s Random. Also see Monday’s and Friday’s. If the Earth was flat, by now cats would have pushed everything off the edge.

31 May 201927 May 2019 Funny, Obliviots, Science, Thinking

It’s Flat Earth Week at Randy’s Random. See also Wednesday’s and Friday’s.

24 May 201924 May 2019 Funny, The Internal Struggle

What…? You want me to clean my house?! You monster!

17 March 202422 May 2019 Funny, Language, Medical

The U.S. spends more on healthcare than other rich countries, but has the worst results in lifespan and infant mortality.

20 May 201920 May 2019 Funny, Relationships

What didn’t occur to me until later: why, exactly, does she have them on her speed-dial list?

Day was one of the most popular American entertainers from the mid-1940s to the 1970s. She died Monday (May 13) at 97.

13 May 2019 Funny, Satire

Brittany, do you know what in hell is an “Uber”?