I Survived.
The horror … the horror ….
Funny
What Are Those Doorjamb Things For?
Damn. 7-Elevens too? Double damn!
Disconnect
My solution is more exercise, including strength training. It helps.
They Paid Extra so You Don’t Have To
That … finally … explains … things!
Unsmartphone
And like a little kid, it constantly demands your attention.
Obvious
Heck, I didn’t even need to make the graphic!
You Picked the Wrong Time to Leave Me
And he JUST got her an oil change, too.
Meddling
Ya gotta think fast sometimes.
Role Model
Be sure to read the posting comment on this one: it was tough to get AI to create the girl.
Almost There
I long ago realized I didn’t have to wait for an arbitrary date to make changes in my life.